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Ways to turn men down:HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? or twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one willbe if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator
HE : Hey baby, whats you sign?
SHE : Do not enter
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probaly die laughing.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Where I'll be the reset of your life in your wildest dreams.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a posh restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Patient : Doctor Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.
Doctor : Well stay out of those places then.
Did you hear about the recent futuristic baby born?
It was cordless.
A man walks into a clothing shop, He asks for the cheapest trousers in the shop.
The shop assistant replys; you are wearing them.
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